Of course I know what happens in this city, we have tourists come here from all over the world and we entertain them however they want. It is Disney World for grown up people and of course we know that adults like sex. At any rate I recently learned about the girlfriend experience in Las Vegas, although not as the person paying for it. In this case I am pretty sure that I am about ten tax brackets under the income required for this. This girl is incredibly beautiful and apparently she is already quite wealthy. I suspect that she must have shoeboxes full of cash in her closet to be honest. I am sort of her man servant it seems. She lets me stay in her guest house, which is bigger than the last apartment I had without the roommate drinking my beer. I drive her pick up truck when she has me run errands. When she is working I drive her around in a stretched Cadillac Escalade.
In fact she gave me a real interview when I applied for the job, but she apparently knew that I could kick a door in. I was in the Military Police when I was in the Army. She took me out behind her house in the desert and showed me four pistols. One of them was a really vintage Model 1911, I picked it up and hit five of the six bottles she had set up. She picked up another of the pistols and dropped the other. Then she sunbathed and made me swim laps in her pool to see how long I could do. The first time I worked we waited for a private jet to land. The guy had his own bodyguard and the two of us sat around waiting for them for three days straight.